Crazy.

I managed to discover what the missing page was, it began with:

“All characters portayed in this book are purely fictional and any resemblance to people alive or dead is purely coincidental”

all persons in this novel are fictitious and any similarity between anyone living, dead, resurrected (i.e. Zombies) or in a limbo like state, are purely coincidental and the author shall not be held responsible for any actions or beliefs resulting from the reading of this material

“I picked this up because I heard it advertised as the Gospel, which translates to “good news.” It opens up by telling the reader how the human race is doomed because two poorly developed characters ate an apple that a snake told them to eat.

That’s not good news.”

“Very historically accurate portrayal of what actually
happened. I finally realize that Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings are LIES. The magic in this book is more realistic.”

“You know what’s funny? Monkeys and Midgets. You know what’s not? This book, it’s serious. Don’t buy it. Get a copy from a Jehova’s witness next time they come to your door.”

“I would have liked to hear the story from a first person narrative dictated by “the Son”. His pain and struggle had a glimmer of potential but lacked in it’s Harry Potter type “magic”. Bringing back a man from the dead? Doctors do that all the time. How about some flying or love spells… now that I could read about. I am looking forward to a possible sequel though, there’s a chance the author could fix some of his confusions and find the focus of the story. Mel Gibson did wonders with the film adaptaion and I wish the book could have lived up to it. It’s perhaps the only case where the picture outshined the novel. Better try next time though!”

“Based on all the hype, I thought this book would change my life. But it didn’t. In fact, I found it to be fairly disjointed and at times, contradictory. There were too many perspectives and the story didn’t really even have a cohesive plot. This is the most overrated book I’ve read since The Da Vinci Code!”

“I’m not generally a fan of fantasy fiction, but I felt obligated to read this title, it being the popular example of the genre. The story has a good premise that I can’t help but think suffers in its implementation”

“”Revelations” was pretty weird, sort of like watching “Fantasia” while doing mushrooms, only a lot scarier.”

“There arent enough good fights in this book and I think harry potter is better at magic than Jerus. Some magic was great like the feeding of one hundred from only ten or eleven fish but apart from that nothing special. Read most but not all of it as after Noer, it was kind of boring. That guy lived for years!! Update: Finished. Good ending.”